Assorted Odd Ends with Occasional Stuff on the Side
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
What dire Offence from am'rous Causes springs, What mighty Contests rise from trivial Things . . . . -- Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock, I, ll. 1- 2.
I didn't throw all your clothes out the apartment window just because you've been carrying on with that skank Darisha; I didn't back the truck over your DVD collection just because you were out screwing her while I was in the hospital giving birth to your son; I didn't wrap your cellphone in three of his crappy diapers just because you gave me the clap you got from her; no, I'm finally and totally throwing your fat, lazy, sad ass out because you gave her the same diamondette necklace and plastic roses you gave me for Valentine's Day.